Mae, Taga Saan ka ba Talaga?

Shire or Middle-earth?

Hinaing ni Matt

@jho. happy bday. wag kana maging bitter. ganun talaga pag nde sumasama. nde mo ako sinasamahan mag lunch, mag dinner, mag breakfast, mag snack. nde mo ina-accept friend request ko sa FB at sa totoong buhay (5x). nde ka pumapayag magpa sleep over. ah shet mali sori. nag kakaedad kna nde kpa ba mag aasawa? wag kna mag hanap sa malayo. madami dyan sa malapit. akyat ka lang ng isang floor. haha.

Matt, Junior Partner Na!

Andito Pero Parang Wala.

 

kasi andito sila pero parang wala din.  <bitter>  madapa ka sana Matt.

Regards,
Jho

Issa at Tin di sinama sa thread, Matt sinisi!

Bakit si issa at tin wala sa thread?

Request

Inuman daw later. Mga pards sa singapore at US, magpadala kau sustento dito sa pinas. may mga pangangailangan din kami. kaya nga kau andyan dba. wag nyo kakalimutan responsibildad nyo dito. klangan namin maintenance pang movie at konting inom paminsan minsan. may special request din si wills. kung pwede na pa include ung pamasahe namin papunta ibang planet. hehe. jho, andito ka nga pero parang wala ka din. hehehe. anne, ngaun may valid reason kana na nde sumama pero isa lang masasabi ko dyan. magbbreak din kau. at mae, nde ko alam kung mababasa mo to on time pero bakit ka bumalik dyan sa Shire andito kana sa middle-earth? un lang madaming salamat.

I Wanna Hold Your Hands

Darvy’s Mind

peter cetera singing “if you leave me now, you take away the….

Sa Bandang Mataas na Kahoy (Ni Joie)

Oh Mae!

CHRISTMAS MESSAGE 2007

Mga Sinulat ni MATT

Worlds Most Annoying WEBSITE.

(Emailed June 13, 2008)

Original email below:

Just click the link…

                                                                           http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand

 

WARNING:  The site is really annoying.

Mga Kuwentong Holsam ni Anning

EAGLES and STORMS

(Emailed June 6, 2008)

Did you know that an eagle knows when a storm is approaching long before it breaks? The eagle will fly to some high spot and wait for the winds to come.

When the storm hits, it sets its wings so that the wind will pick it up and lift it above the storm. While the storm rages below, the eagle is soaring above it. The eagle does not escape the storm. It simply uses the storm to lift it higher. It rises on the winds that bring the storm.

When the storms of life come upon us – and all of us will experience them- we can rise above them by setting our minds and our belief toward God. The storms do not have to overcome us. We can allow God’s power to lift us above them.

God enables us to ride the winds of the storm that bring sickness, tragedy, failure and disappointement in our lives. We can soar above the storm. Remember, it is not the burdens of life that weigh us down, it is how we handle them.

Darvy’s Mind

PART 1.  PAMPAGISING

Four punch Five punch Six punch combination, body shot, body shot ,bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!!!! Try and stop it, bang!! Bang!! Here i come, Bang!! You wanna throw sometime? Bang!! This is the Manny Pacquio who has dominated boxing for the past three years. Bang!! Bang!! Bang!! Bang!! ang you wanna throw back? bang! Keep it coming! Bang! Bang!!!

Omar’s Corner

PART 1 of many PARTS

Grabe na ito.kahit and2 ako iniisip ko pano kayo pasasayahin para nde kayo maatake sa sorbang serious.  Anyway naisip ko lang, ang dami pala mga rituals na nauuso. eto mga peyborit ko..  for any comments, text 0927 kam1kaw – dats 0927 526 1 529. kahit tignan nyo sa phonebook nyo number ko un.
bari bari apo – ilokano

 
huki huki law – hawaii

 
hakuna matata – lion king

 
lala ulala ramma ramm mmama gaga u lala washa ma romenz – lady gaga

-Contributor (Omar the Great)

Mga Sinulat ni MATT

 

 

BAKIT HINDI NATATAPOS ANG ACCOUNTS NI WILLS?

CASE SOLVED!

Contributed by Matt

…for a total of 1,500 pounds!!!

eeeeeee!!!!! (tilian ang mga chicks)

Oh So Groovy After SGV!

Woot!!!!

Pattern? (Part 2)

 

Yes mukhang mga totoy pa.  Pero hindi yun ang patter.  Si JP susunod narin kaya?

Pattern?

si joyjoy susunod kaya?

Paglalakbay

Mga nabasa ko habang papasok ng opisina

 

Sa isang poste ng meralco:

Lahat ng babae tuso, pangit man o hindi, sexy man o malaki, nagmamaganda man o simple lang. Maglalambing lang yan dahil gusto nila lahat nagkakagusto sa kanila at ganun lang tlga sila.  Dont misinterpret. Sundan lang ang turo ng nanay – always treat the girls right. Pero lagi ring tatandaan, tuso man daw ang matsing, lahat yan may katapat din.

 

Sa likod ng isang bus katabi ng mukha ni Gibo:

Lahat sa buhay sugal, you want more, you risk more. The higher u reach the harder u fall. but that’s what make lyf worth living, the aim, the risk, the fall, the drinking after the fall, the fall because ur drunk and the laugh after all.

Sa Erap flyers:

Walang masama sa pag sugal, masarap manalo, masakit matalo, pero lahat ng yan tatandaan mo – dahil yan sa kagustuhan at diskarte mo.

 

Sa jolijip:

Dahil pag meron ka nito, wala kang talo – Cobra energy drink

 

 

“kokoro ga ittai desu”

 “kokoro ga ittai desu”

Ito ang huling mga katagang nakasulat katabi ng isang lalaking natagpuan nakahandusay sa kanyang cube sa 11th floor SGV building 2.

“ngorzzzZZZZZZ………ngorrsszzzzZZZZZZ……….ngorrsszzzzZZZZZZ”. Yan lang ang madidinig na lumalabas na tunog sa bibig ng lalaking natagpuan sa crime
scene. Kasalukuyang iniimbestegahan ng mga otoridad ang sanhi ng insidente at d pa matiyak kung ano nga ba talaga ang nangyari. Ito ang sabi ng isang witness
na nagpakilala lamang sa pangalang “James”.

“Madalas ko syang naririnig nagsasalitang mag isa. Hindi ko din maintindihan ung mga cnasabi nya. Pero mukhang may kausap syang hapon. Nung una kala ko
multilingual talaga sya. Pero nung lumaon, ang tingin ay para atang may tililing sya.” – James

Maraming bakas ng dugo at finger prints ang natagpuan sa crime scene. Andun din ang weapon na ginamit sa insidente. “Isa ito sa pnaka misteryosong insedente na nangyari
sa history ng firm na ito”, sabi ng imbestigador. “Patuloy ang imbestigasyong ginagawa namin. Sa ngaun, ang tanging suspek pa lamang ay si “the ring girl”. Naka-alerto na ang buong
departamento para mahuli ang nasabing suspek. May natanggap kaming ulat na seasonal lang daw ang labas ng “the ring girl” na ito at sa tv lang sya lumalabas, literally. Kaya nga
24/7 ang panonood namin ng telebisyon ngaun para mahuli ang suspek. Hindi kami titigil hangga’t hindi nalulutas ang kaso na ito”, dagdag pa ng imbestigador.

Patuloy nating babantayan at ipapaalam sa inyo kung ano man ang kahihinatnan ng kasong ito.

Ang inyong lingkod

– Anne Tonita Berna

Lou’s Wedding Pictures!!! Abangan!!

To be posted.

Before and After (Mapapa WOW ka!)

Lost 30 lbs and going…

Kalmado Master,Kinasal Na!

Kumusta na?

 AVRIL, MAHAR, DARVY, LEAH, OMAR, MOMMY LORIE, MAE WILLS

Kumusta na?

Before SGV

 

A handful of WPG knew Jho’s occupation before SGV.  Now you know.  Taga assist po siya dati sa mga tilapia na nahihirapan manganak.

“Slimy” she said.

Yan si Omar!

Bleh! Nakalipat na ako sa iba!

22 Years Ago Too!

Best in PE.

The Wills Power

22 Years Ago

“Oo, siga yan si Leeane noong bata pa”. – Ms. Diaz (Grade 1 English Teacher)

Basurero

Kris and Wills worked as “basureros” before passing the CPA exams.

Portrait of Love

“Hindi nagsisinungaling ang bata”

 

Soon to be Secretly Married…

Nabalitaan namin mula mismo sa ating subject ang tungkol sa kanyang kasal bukas.  Narito ang bahagi ng aming panayam sa naturang subject.

News Team: First question, totoo bang ikakasal ka?

Subject: Paulit ulit nalang tayo eh, kung ayaw niyo maniwala wag niyo!!! Yung mga ganitong bagay di pinagkakatuwaan!!!

News Team: Biglaan ang kasal mo, buntis ka ba?

Subject: Hindi (naghahamon ng tila isang pustahan).

 

Sino ang naturang subject na di umano’y ikakasal bukas? Ano ang motibo ng kanyang pakikipagisang dibdib?

Ano ang katotohanan sa iniisip naming siya ay buntis? Di kaya ay naghahallucinate lamang dahil sa pagtira ng katol o ilang gramo ng shabu?

May katotohanan kaya ang mga palagay na isa lamang ito sa mga gimik niya para mapagusapan siya? Sisiputin kaya siya ng kanyang fiance sa araw ng kasal? Ibang babae kaya ang dadalhin ng kanyang fiance sa altar?

 

Abangan ang ulat sa susunod na eksklusibong panayam sa subject. Sa ngayon ay hulaan niyo muna.

Hindi Ito Bastos

 

Kuwento ni Wills sa mga natutunan niya sa probinsiya.

Ang Tunay na Kokak

Kakagaling ni Wills mula sa probinsiya.  Ayon sa kanya may bago siyang diskobre.

“Para akong siyentista nung lingo.  Andami ko nakita.  Eto pa.Alam mo ba kung ano ang totoong tunog ng palaka? Sabi kasi ng DepEd, e Kokak, mali sila.  Dapat

Ngork, Ngork, Ngork

 Yun yung mismong narinig ng tenga ko sa probinsiya.Akalain mo 22 years nila ako pinaniwala na kokak daw.

(Mura.  Deleted)

Wills Nagwala Matapos Hindi Pinapasok ng Guard!

Papagkamalang may AH1N1 si Wills matapos magregister ng 39.8 degrees celcius sa lobby kaninang umaga.  Hindi tuloy siya pinapasok.  Sa pagpupumilit niya na wala siyang sakit, binatuta nalang siya at nagdesisyong sa Mcdo nalang siya magtrabaho sa tabi ng kayang opisina.  Dinalhan nalang siya ng printer mula sa opisina niya.  Magkaka presscon mayamayang gabi si Wills para klaruhin ang pangyayari.

Wills Wins Model Area Award!

Will's Area

Immaculate area wins 2009 model area award!  Wills will be awarded during the SGV 63rd anniversary party.

 

Plaque or Recognition

Demolisyon, Tuloy!

Nakakagulat at Kagilagilalas

Habang nasa kasarapan ng pagtatrabahot paglalaro ang mga oditor kamakailan sa ika sampung palapag ng isang gusali ng sgv, biglang nagulantang ang lahat nang dumating ang mga nakakatakot na demolisyon team.  Kanya kanyang tago ng gamit ang mga nahuling magulo ang lugar.  “Akala ko lindol, nagulat talaga ako!  Tumakbo ako dala ko laptop ko!”  ani Matt (isa sa mga biktima).  “Huwag po!” ang huling salitang nasabi ni Joie. “Hindi ko sukat akalain na ganito sila kabilis” pahabol niya. 

Walang nasaktan pero maraming nawalan sa operasyon na ito.  “Hindi kami titigil hangang malinis ang ating lugar” anonsiyo ni Grace (ang team leader ng demolisyon team).

Sipsipin Mo!

Sip it!

The versatile Darvy did it again!  He successfully landed a modeling job with the Adpulp, the world’s largest advertising company, to play the Buko Man in its upcoming Sipsipin Mo advertisement for Coconut International Corporation (CIC).  He’s gonna be on the videos promoting natural buko products like walis ting-ting, bunot, and many more.

Where was Kris?

How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

WPG Best View

“You will never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach”. Unknown

Anning and Berna Muntik na Magsuntokan!

Weh!

Is ti true?  We heard from unrealiable sources that Anning and Berna had a fight last night at a bar along Ayala Avenue.  No one knows what really happened.  Both declined to comment as of the moment but both agreed to hold a press conference to explain what really happened that night.  There are speculations that the “Wills and Anning” tandem will be “Wills and Berna”. 

“Sanay na ako sa Wills and Anning.  Nasa puso ko na silang dalawa.  Sana magkaayos na sila” said one fan waving a sharp bloodied knife during a political rally somewhere in Manila.

Happy to be alive!

“Wohooo!!” was the only audible word coming out from the mouths of these five unknown men rescued yesterday near the Island of Balicasag.  The picture above was the first ever recorded document of their rescue.  They are still undergoing theraphy as of this day since they seem to have forgotten how to speak.

Wine

wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy - B. Franklin

Bohol trip

Mactan Shrine Lapu-lapu, Cebu- June 12, 2009.  Took pictures at the shrine before taking dinner at Sutokil.

Kakastress!

"Happiness is like a kiss, you must share it to enjoy it"

Who’s the boy?

Kaninong bata to?

Now He Wants Pearls!

Better than Honey

After only 2 weeks of running a successful bee farm, Darvy sold all his shares and turned professional pearl diver.  He’s currently stationed somewhere near the Marianas Trench south of the Pacific Sea.  “Mas pipiliin ko ang perlas kaysa honey pare” he said over the telephone last night.  He said he earns around US$300,000 per dive.  It is romured that his partner is a guitar player from Cebu.

Source of Leakage Discovered!

Huge Hole

“Natsambahan ko lang ang pagka diskubre ko.  Mukhang dyan nga galing ang tagas.” commented Joie when she announced few minutes ago the discovery of the  real source of the leakage.  The leak was discovered just this morning when Teddy, the Elevator Man, slipped on  the  wet 10th floor  stairs.  He was cleared of any  injuries.  The leak was later cleaned and the 10th floor is as dry as it used to be.

WPG Admits 4 New 10th Floorers

Announcement of admissions to the 10th floor  is always a much-awaited moment in WPG. To those who aim for and make it to the 10th floor, it becomes the singlemost important event in their personal and professional life. Being in the 10th floor signifies the start of a new journey – one filled with new challenges, opportunities and possibilities.

Our new collegues are achievers in their particular areas of expertise.   Early on they have showed great enthusiasm, energy and commitment in carrying out their responsibilities. They were nurtured by WPG who came before them and who served as their mentors. 

With each new group of 10th floor people, we appreciate anew an enduring WPG value – stewardship.  10th floor people recognize that they are simply being caretakers of the floor until such time that the next generation is ready to assume the responsibility.
 
Please join us in congratulating and welcoming our four collegues who have been admitted to the 10th floor effective 2 July 2009:

Wilfredo A. Toling Jr. (WAT)
Anna Lorraine C. Go (ACG)
Omar L. Aruelo (OLA)
Rosslene L. Cantos (RLC)

French Connections

Did they feel something?

It was a sparkling moment for Matt and Jinky last night as they discovered that there might actually be something between them but have not known until last night.  It actually looked and felt  liked a romantic commercial clip or a cheezy movie scene as they both picked the same french fries while Berna was singing “It might be you”!  As soon as they realized what just happened, everybody frooze as if waiting for fireworks to light the dim lit karaoke room.  “Awkward pero parang ang saya ko” was Matt’s comment while Jinky simply answered “Wow, parang may something a!”.

A Sad Goodbye

Almost home

It was an emotional day for those who considered the 8th floor their new home.  Most of them were dismayed and sad as they packed their things and wonder whereto go next.
“Para kaming nawalan ng bahay.  Hindi makatarungan” said one of those affected by the eviction notice.  “Wala akong magagawa.  Tumutulo nalang ang aking luha habang isa isa kong tinatangal ang mga post-it ko sa pader ng cube ko.  Bakit?  Parang hindi ko pa matangap. Para akong namatayan.” said the teary eyed Joie.  No one was hurt during the eviction but the pain and suffereing might leave a mark on the hearts of those who were ordered to leave.  Lets just wait and see.

The Elevator Man Series

Episode 1:  Ang Pindot Na May Kasamang Utot.

Ding!

Teddy: Up? (Sabay senyas kay Wills)

Wills:  Opo kuya, sa 10th floor (tumakbo papasok sa elevator)

Pagasara ng elevator nautot si Teddy.

Fever

Damn! You are!

“Sir, itutok lang po muna natin ito sa noo mo, wag kang gagalaw muna.  Ayun 35.6.  Sige okay na sir”  sabi ng guard sakin. 

Bago pa ako nakalayo sa kanya, napansin ko si Wills papasok narin.  Hindi pa tinototok ang termomerter-ewan-thing sa kanya e hinarang na ng dalawang guard.

Manong guard:  Mr.  Toling di po kayo puwedeng pumasok.
Wills:  Ha? Bakit? (Halatang gulat)
Manong guard: Cause your hot!!  (Sabay tapik sa puwet ni Wills).
Isa pang guard: Aw!

 

 

Ennggkktt! Ennnggkkktt! Chuofff! Kessshhh! Enngggtt!

Oh my!

“….kasi pagdating ng gabi dun na sila nagiiba.  Minsan may nagiiba ng damit, minsan naman parang normal lang, pero sa loob, iba na.  Lumalabas ang tunay nilang anyo.  Boss kanan ba?  Ah sabi ko na nga ba.  Two way na dito diba? Andami nga ang sikat ngayon e, lalo na mga artista.  Si Piolo daw mukhang ganun din.  Ah dito ka na, teka tabi lang natin”.

Sagot ng taxi driver nung tinanong ko kung alam niya yung transformers.  At dahil natawa ako sa comment niya hindi ko na kinuha ang change ng singkuwenta ko sa patak ng taxi na porty seven pipty.

(Nood din kayo, maganda.  Nakakahilo.  Andaming bakal.)

Minnie in Real Person to be Revealed!

New Cartoon Character

The real charater behind the famous Disney cartoon character will soon be revealed after years of secrecy.  “Minnie” , an auditor at a major audit firm will grace the stage this coming December to promote her upcoming movie “Minnie and Friends”.  Guess stars in the movie includes new characters like “Wills the Giant”, “Joie Boy”, “Matt the Happy and Gay”, “Jho Brave”, “Ladies Man Jaypee”, “Berna and the Guitar Man” and more. 

 

Open-eye Camera Released!

Urice and Mommy Lorie

An Open-eye- camera was invented recently by Motorola Corporation.  You can take pictures of sleeping people and the camera will automatically make it look like they are awake.  Early versions like the V19-KDD which was used to take the above picture (where Lorie was actually fast asleep) was released and was initially priced at P150,000 a piece.  The newest version, the V-20-KDD comes with 50 features embedded which includes an mp3 player, viper alarm system, dental floss while you’re using the camera and multi-colored housing featuring a pink for men only casing.  It will be out next month.

 

Charged with Vandalism, WPG Ladies Clean Mens Restroom!

Police file

Under the supervision of Sgt. Bogart (seen with his back turn against the camera), ten WPG ladies were charged with vandalism.  They were caught by security guards of SM San Juan painting the side of the walls with “Wills and Anna, we love you!” .   They were booked and interogated at the San Juan Police Station. After they admitted their deeds, the Chief of Police agreed to let them go after cleaning the Police Stations’ restrooms.  “In fairness hindi mabaho ang restroom nila” said one of the ladies.  One of the ladies is reported to be dating  one of the chief of polices’ son who is rumored to be a guitar player in a bar somewhere in Cebu.

 

Pacman Grants June Celebrants’ Wishes!

Happy Birthday!

Two days ago Pacman announced a change in plan in the singing of the Philippine National Anthem on his upcoming mega fight versus Miguel Cotto this coming November.  Instead of Jho’s planned solo, Shane will join her in rendering a Ryan Cayabyab rearranged duet version of the national anthem.  “Okay narin kasi parang birthday gift samin to ni Manny.  Excited na ako” said Shane who was seen carrying something heavy.  Asked where she’s going, she simply answered “Hinihintay ni Jho share niya nito” pointing at the sack of luya.

Darvy Finds New Career!

Better than audit.

Darvy opened his bee farm last week.  It’s a 500 hectare farm containing 45,000 colonies.  It produces about 5 tons of honey every month (enough to supply a midium sized honey client).  Before we parted, we heard his girlfriend, Grace angrily told him to go inside.  That was after Darvey said “Andami kong honey dito, kahit saan ka tumingin meron”.  He added “Eto kulang nila Wills at Anning. Honey”.

Where’s Erleen?

Where are you?

Only one is the real Erleen.  Whoever gets the correct answer will receive something on December 2009.  Go go go!

Wowowee!

Wowowee!

Last month, Wowowee was held at the beach.  WPG were lucky they were invited to join the beach audience.  Above shows the newest beach game show, “Nasaan si Willie?” where contestants will be asked to point at Willie’s location and win a boyfriend. Berna won the grand prize, a guitar-player-Cuebuano-boyfriend.  The relationship however ended abruptly.  Her ex-guitar-player boyfriend pointed the fault to Berna’s triplet sisters.  The show was also cancelled.  No reasons were announced.

Matt Turning Green

I can’t. I just can’t.

“Sumasakit ang ulo ko sa gulay” complained Matt during their visit to Baguio.  “Parang damo, anak ng!” he protested.  He consumed the whole plate and took Alaxan after.  He was fine after getting drenched with rain two hours later.  He is now under psychological treatments to conquer his fear of vegetables. “Kelangan ako matoto kumain ng gulay, marami nyan sa Batangas e” he commented to a WPG reporter who didn’t seem to relate the vegestables to the mention of the place.  He is also active in seminars related to vegan related trainings and conferences.

Party Girl

Shy girl

Berna was seen partying with an unidentified companion rumored to be her new girlfriend.  It has been a week since she broke up with her ex-guitar-player boyfriend. They were seen together partying all night.  Above picture shows her friend totally unrecognizable after covering her face while eating kalamay with her fingers. “Basta nag click kami” said the shy Berna.  “Besides, friends lang kami” added Berna.

Issa Luanches Her Painting Collection

Issa Paints

Issa opened her first painting exhibit last week.  Seen on the photo is her closest supporter, Erleen’s twin sister.  “Ang ganda ganda, andaming flowers, eto gusto ni Wills” said one of her guest.  Her paintaings were later donated by Issa to the Philippine Center for Arts and Culture (PCAC).  She will be featured in the Kalmado Ako Magazine next year.  “Ako? Haha, hindi ko alam, basta bigla nalang ako nakaka pinta” answered Issa when asked about her inspiration.

WPG Best View

Blanck island Beach

Vanishing Girl

Where did she go?

Two on Two

Matapang

Matt at Lee, muntikan na na makipagsuntukan.  Sa kalasingan, nanghamon si Matt ng two-on-two sa katabi nilang table kamakailan sa bar na kanilang pinag inuman.  Buti nalang may mga guard at pinag ayos din ang dalawang grupo.  “Baka gusto mo ma two-finger-punch?” hamon ni Lee sa mga kalaban.  Sinamahan ni Mae ang dalawa pauwi matapos sila maginuman.  “Gusto ko sana makita ang sabi mong  two-finger punch na yan.” sabi ni Mae habang pauwi sila.

WPG Trivia – First Toast

Kampay

WPG First toast, probably.  Earliest record shows that WPG had its first inuman session in 2007 aboard a Nenaco ship.

Omar Dismayed

Sayang naman.

Omar voiced his dismay over the announcement of Pacman about his choice as to who will sing the Philippine National Anthem for his fight this coming November.  It was learned that Omar has been asking the Pacman since 2004 during Pacman’s fight with Barrera.  “Reggae pa naman sana ang version ko” said Omar.  On the lighter side, Omar was offiered by Gretchen Barreto to do an opening number on her up coming christmas concert scheduled December 24, 2023.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire

She said "C"

The real person depicted on the movie Slumdog Millionaire  revealed that a Pilipina gave her a hint on the final answer on the game show Who Wants to be a Millionaire.  Gameshow officials did not press charges since according to them, their revenue quadrupled from the millions of hits during the show itself.  The above picture shows the actual picture during the game.  No details were given if the winner gave his hero a pice of the pie.

Update on Berna and Guitar-Player-Boyfriend Split

Siya ba?

Recently a photograph showing Berna’s guitar-player ex-boxfriend with Joie spread in the internet.  This might shed light on the recent breakup of Berna and her guitar player-exboyfriend.  “Friends lang po kami.  Actually nga po pinuntahan ko lang siya nung time na may gig siya para punasan ko ang pawis niya.  Hindi ko po alam na may camera pala” commented Joie.  Berna has not released an official statement up to now.  It has been romured that Berna is busy with her new found girlfriend.

Conspiracy or Pasmado Lang?

Scandalous Picture

 

Senate has a new issue to fry.  Recently, pictures that seem to include four people reached the senate.  “Mukhang may tinatago sila, tignan nyo o, blurred” said Enrile.  The blue ribbon committee has scheduled a hearing sometime August this year.  NBI said they are still trying to determine the personalities in the pictures to be summoned during the hearing.  They said it will take around 50 years to identify them but they will not stop until this mess is settled.

Lee Had A Surprise Too!

Lee and Her Lovely Sister

“May surprise ako sa inyo!”  said Lee then her twin showed up from behind.

If Joyjoy Has A Twin Sister, Berna Has Two!

Baguio 2008

It was a shock when we learned that Joyjoy and Erleen have twins sisters but its was even better when Berna said something about being born triplets.  She brought with her her two sisters in Baguio.  They had fun with WPG and hoped to come more often on our future trips.

Joyjoy and Her Twin

Baguio 2008

Last year we discovered that Joyjoy has an outgoing twin sister.  “Ang cute niya” said Matt.  They exchanged numbers and still text up to this day.

Grand Slam for Claire!

The 99th Pan

Claire took home the grand slam award during the 2008 Pizza Eating Champions held in Baguio.  She beat her record by devouring 99 pans in one hour.  Her previous record was 98.  “I was gunning for 100 kaso busog na talaga ako.  Next year kaya ko yan” she said during the awarding ceremony.  She won P200 worth of gift certificate from Guido Pizza.

Lee Shows-off Her Two Finger Punch

Police File

Lee was recently questioned by the police for allegely knocking out Mae using her “two-finger punch” during their trip to Bohol.  Medical records showed that Mae was unconcious for an hour after the incident.  No charges were filed.  Lee is from a long line of martial arts ascendants.

Pacman Announced His Best Pick

Before the audition.

The long wait is over!  Pacman finally announced who will sing the national anthem on his upcoming mega fight scheduled sometime November this year.  “I’m so excited!” said Jho who was chosen among 1,000 applicants.  Among those who applied for the said performance includes Charice Pimpenco, Arnel Pineda, Madame Auring, Hayden Kho and many other big names. 

It’s Over!

Happier moment.

 

Berna broke her silence when she announced that it’s over between her and her singer boyfriend.  “He’s a major loser and a jerk!” said Berna.  They met in Cebu and were together for 3 hours.  “Parang utot lang na dumaan” said Omar, Berna’s friend.  It’s not yet clear as to what’s next with Berna.

Maya Discovers Gold in Bohol

The Alleged Gold Deposit

 

Maya recently announced that she discovered gold in a cave in Bohol.  It was estimated to reach around P350M.  “It might be the greatest find of the century” said Maya.  Test are still being coducted.  results will be available after 15 years.

Erleen Seen Partying With Her Twin Sister

Erleen and her twin sister at a party.

“Okay naman yung party.  Tahimik lang yung ka-twin ni Erleen” said Wills.

Japyee Meets Childhood Flame After 10 Years!

Reunited at last

It was a teary and emotional encounter said WPG reporter who witnessed the reunion. 

“Sampung taon!  Sampong taon ko siya hinanap” happily said Jaypee while they tightly hugged.  It was not known where they went after the meeting.

She Can See You

Guess who?

Post your guess in the comment below.  May prize to.

WPG Matapang Award 2009

She braved a 15 foot jump into the murky waters of i-forgot-the-name-cave

FAA Bday Party 2006

Iba itsura pa natin dito.

Kainan Best

Palawan 2007

Whats Over There?

SM Baguio 2008

Cold and Brownout

Malungkot kasi inulan kami sa Baguio. 2008

The Missing Link

Handsome man discovered in Bohol.

Ayun!

The Virgin Island, Bohol 2009

 

Sand Bars

Matapang

She just can't be stopped.

The Hanging Bridge

Bohol 2009

                 Check Matt’s beer belly.  Yan ang Kalmado!  Mabuhay ka!

Now and Then- Ere

Ask Erleen. May sikreto yan

Taken 2007 and 2009.

Now and Then -Joyjoy

Kaw ba naman ang magka boyfriend

Taken 2007 and 2009.  Hindi mahilig sa pink si Joyjoy.

Now and Then- Matt

Kaw ba naman ang magka girlfriend

WPG

Ang Mga Kalmado

We Saw It

It was travelling at the speed of light.

Nenaco 2007

On the Way to Palawan

Kalmado Movement was Born

Day of Enlightenment. Bohol 2009

Calauit 2007

Take 2007 Calauit Island, Palawan

Whats on Matt’s Mind?

Matt

Baguio 2008.  Raining.  Cold.  Guess whats on Matt’s mind.

 

Wills, May Girlfriend na, JP wala pa!

Mahal ko siya.

Kaya pala laging wala si Wills sa office ay dahil may ka date na siya palagi somewhere sa Mandulong area.  Sabi ni Wills “I’ts her” at “This is it!”.  Tingin ko kumpleto na buhay ko .

Mystery Girl

Hindi pa sinasabi ni Wills ang pangalan ng kanyang bagong girlfriend as of this time.

Jaypee

“Si Jaypee nalang walang girlfriend no?”  pahabol ni Wills.

 

“Isa lang gf niya ako maraming babae” sagot ni Jaypee through sametime.

The Batch

Paumanhin sa mga wala sa pics.  Absent po ata kayo nun lol!